ONIONS!!...What else has Layers?? WHY?
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A wedding cake has many layers, right? at least most do!!
Did you know that when a couple get married they are supposed to have the top layer made of a Friut Cake type recipee...?
They are to take the WHOLE top layer off of the cake and then they feeze it...
For those of you who have no idea where this is going: GUESS WHAT THEY DO NEXT?? They Take it out and thaw it on their 1st anniversary...
NEXT?? That is correct: "THEY EAT IT!!!"
One year old cake that never tasted good in the first place. They defile their First Anniversary (Which you only get to have ONCE, i might add) with a psych..and twisted OLD richual (probably satanic...or superstitious anyways) that is gross and means nothing to them in the first place!!
So not worth it, in my oppinion....
My wedding cake is going to be cupcakes made by children...or a fancy DELISIOUS large one...or mabe it will be like 20 different kinds that you pick from...or better yet...POT-LUCK DESSERTS!!!!
Who cares... just no old fruit cake crap that i use as a freezer block for 365 most wonderful days of my life, only to be ruined by the awefull idea that was probably meant for insurance that you would at least have a dessert that the WOMAN (barefoot and prego in the kitchen) didn't need to slave over all day!!!
Yup, no one-tenth of a decade old excuse for food for me.
Did you know that when a couple get married they are supposed to have the top layer made of a Friut Cake type recipee...?
They are to take the WHOLE top layer off of the cake and then they feeze it...
For those of you who have no idea where this is going: GUESS WHAT THEY DO NEXT?? They Take it out and thaw it on their 1st anniversary...
NEXT?? That is correct: "THEY EAT IT!!!"
One year old cake that never tasted good in the first place. They defile their First Anniversary (Which you only get to have ONCE, i might add) with a psych..and twisted OLD richual (probably satanic...or superstitious anyways) that is gross and means nothing to them in the first place!!
So not worth it, in my oppinion....
My wedding cake is going to be cupcakes made by children...or a fancy DELISIOUS large one...or mabe it will be like 20 different kinds that you pick from...or better yet...POT-LUCK DESSERTS!!!!
Who cares... just no old fruit cake crap that i use as a freezer block for 365 most wonderful days of my life, only to be ruined by the awefull idea that was probably meant for insurance that you would at least have a dessert that the WOMAN (barefoot and prego in the kitchen) didn't need to slave over all day!!!
Yup, no one-tenth of a decade old excuse for food for me.
posted by Beckers @ 11:26 p.m.
11 Comments:
At Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:07:00 p.m.,
Jon L said…
Why do you post the same think on both your bog and your bebo? You should rotate your posts and keep everyone guessing.
At Thursday, April 28, 2005 8:59:00 p.m.,
Beckers said…
Look dude...people don't second guess this because they don't even know it exists!! You just happen to be in the scecial circle of those who do...so Mr. special it is me who will be second guessing you...
Or will I??
that was so lame it sould have been said by by one known as Gil Grissom...or just Grissom...who knows!!
At Thursday, April 28, 2005 9:32:00 p.m.,
dearbethany said…
ode to beck. what a perverted idea. cupcakes...what are suggesting? I KNOW YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT OH TOO WELL!
At Friday, April 29, 2005 10:31:00 a.m.,
Jon L said…
Alright, I apologize. It's your blog so do with it what you want. Why don't you post of of your poetry and other stuff. I can also show you how to do a blog and not have it read by anyone, so you can journal in a blog and noone but you can read it. Well, maybe God can?
At Saturday, April 30, 2005 12:06:00 p.m.,
L said…
technicalities! well, if you wanted to have the cake out in order to eat it on the 1st anniversary then you'd have to put it in the fridge the day before so it would only be in the freezer for 364 days...UNLESS! it was a leap year in which case it would be in the freezer for 365 day! oooooooo
At Sunday, May 01, 2005 5:04:00 p.m.,
beth said…
you lost me at cake. now i want some damn cake. not the band, though they're great. I want CHEESE cake. you brought it up so dish it out honey. i have my fork ready.
b:)
At Monday, May 02, 2005 6:09:00 p.m.,
L said…
i brought it up? i could swear that was your original post.
At Tuesday, May 03, 2005 4:16:00 p.m.,
Beckers said…
You had better have your own fork...Kuz I'm not forking anything over for you!!! No cheese, chocolate, or mushroom cake!!! Well maybe mushroom....we'll see!!
At Saturday, May 07, 2005 9:30:00 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
You should get muffin's. Or like a Krispy Kreme cake. THat would be the cake to end all cakes!!!
At Saturday, May 07, 2005 9:31:00 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
I ate my mom's wedding cake! Well, a portion anyways. It was more like freezer burn but it was cool, because it kind of seemed like I was a part of it in some way. (they saved their cake for more than a year after their wedding) However, I am happy to say that after that memorable occassion mom threw out the rest of it! I think my mom forgot about it for a few years...
At Saturday, May 07, 2005 9:33:00 a.m.,
Beckers said…
A Few years?? Like, you know, only 20...or 30?? That is funny...and gross.
And dude...J-Lo that is...like After getting into my dress, it might be bad to add like 12 lbs to my bod...right before Hunn-E Moon edj. Just a thought. I wouldn't be able to stay away from the CREAM!!
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